Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
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I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
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I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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