How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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