well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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