I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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