Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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