So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
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Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
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in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
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