Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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