Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
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He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
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I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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