How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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