U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
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In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
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I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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