Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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