u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
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I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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