You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
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She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
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Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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