I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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