she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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