singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
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i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
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Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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