it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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it glows. i had to have it.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
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I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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