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So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
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We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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