I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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