your parents love me but you hate me
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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