Swine flu. Run for my life!
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
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