Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
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