my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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