i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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