I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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