im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
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He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
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Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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