This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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