I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
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Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
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No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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