ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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