My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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