Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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