Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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