Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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