question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize