i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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