just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
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So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
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Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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