how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
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I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
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It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
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