so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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