dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
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and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
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I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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