Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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