Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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