just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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