I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
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Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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