I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
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I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
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Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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