I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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