you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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