Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
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I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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