I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
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separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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