i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
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Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
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If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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