Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
The ass gains better be worth it
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