the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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