question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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