I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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