Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
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